Hong Kong 97 TRUE THEORY

Hong Kong 97 was a game created by Happysoft in 1995. The game has been hated on by millions. The game has a simple premise right? Kill 1.2 billion ugly fuckin reds?

WRONG! Happysoft made the game as a sign to the future. In the year 2097 the world will end. How do I know? According to youtube, there is only 1 million people in the world. 1.2 billion ugly fuckin reds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit. THATS THE WHOLE POPULATION OF THE WORLD DOMINATED. Chin (the main protagonist of hong kong 97), is actually chuck norris. Also, the lyrics of the main theme song are this,
what im thinking kill a nun
yet i may jump high young chin
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The actual lyrics...
ARE A DEATH THREAT TO AMERICA!!!
"What I am thinking? Kill a nun!
Yet, I may jump high". -Young chin
WHO MAKES DEATH THREATS TO AMERICA?
ANNINYMOUSE
ANNINYMOUSE WEAR CLOWN MASKS
WHO WEARS CLOWN MASKS?
PAYDAY 2 GUYS
WHAT DO THEY DO?
ROB BANKS
WHO ROBS BANKS?
TERRORISTS
WHO IS A TERRORIST?
OSAMA BIN LADEN
OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD
IS CHIN DEAD???
WHO IS DEAD?
ZOMBIES
WHAT ARE ZOMBIES A PART OF?
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSES!
THE END OF THE WORLD IS AN APOCALYPSE
CHIN WILL END THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!